{"id":4121,"date":"2019-09-21T08:01:38","date_gmt":"2019-09-21T12:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperthinking.us\/weblog\/?p=4121"},"modified":"2019-09-21T08:01:46","modified_gmt":"2019-09-21T12:01:46","slug":"henna-math-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperthinking.us\/weblog\/2019\/09\/21\/henna-math-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Henna Math Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I started to use Henna on my hair earlier this summer. My hair was changing with the times too much for my tastes. Henna was inevitable all these long years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I had almost two months since my last touch-up, and it was a job I was going to do fully. Touch-up roots and make it easier, and leave it on for at least 4 full hours. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is my kitchen blackboard. I didn’t think through it, just wrote it all out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Henna Math Joke<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Not the funniest joke out there, but it feels true in any case. Getting Henna out of hair is a process that can be so … long …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I started to use Henna on my hair earlier this summer. My hair was changing with the times too much for my tastes. Henna was inevitable all these long years. I had almost two months since my last touch-up, and it was a job I was going to do fully. 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